Kobe gets Shaq Fu'd

Thank you, Shaq; aka Shaq Fu, the Diesel, the Big Aristotle (for his shrewdness and skill during an interview), the Big Sewer (because there's so much shit in his game), Shaqcasso (if he were a painter), and most recently Dr. Shaq (for getting his online MBA at the internet University of Phoenix). Thank you, Shaq, for letting us hear the truth, and for helping put to rest the idiotic Kobe-Jordan comparisons that all the silly talking head TV assholes had been propagating during the whole playoffs simply because they are gasbags and nothing else. Kobe couldn't win without Shaq. Then there's the little fact that Kobe needs to first win SIX rings as the sole team leader to even make the comparison valid, and go six for six doing it (I personally believe a prime Jordan woulda won this series with players like Pau Gasol and Odom just as Jordan won with the talented players he was given).

As a side note, I'd also like to thank Shaq for making my ass laugh at him repeatedly from watching all his ridiculous clownery over the years, as this was one of his greatest moments since the time he was asked to comment on Yao Ming's game. To this he replied, "You tell Yao Ming, ching chong ching chong wang, wah ah so." Nice one, Shaq, you cut-up. Can't wait to see how he handles his future Sherriff duties down here in FLA when he's inspecting a Korean grocery store robbery.

SEAN: I just logged in to do my first post in weeks on this very subject, but alas, TommAy you've nailed it better than I ever could have. I just saw this this morning and I laughed my arse off for an hour. Watched it over and over. I can see it now: in every NBA city, the chants of "Hey, Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes!" for the next ten years. Nothing could be more fitting for that fukkin' choke-fetish dominatrix. Funniest thin I've seen since Shaq bitch-slapped Osterteeth in that preseason game. Or when Hakeem round-housed Billy Paultz when he was a rookie. Priceless. Purrrrrr.....