Now, I know New Yorkers have been through a lot. And I understand that their city is a bigger target for terrorists than any place in the United States . . . but should people run screaming and crying down the street every time they hear a loud noise? You know all the terrorists are out there in their caves giggling about New York’s reaction to a burst pipe. Get a grip New York. You guys are supposed to be the toughest in the country, so set a good example.
Of course, this story is nowhere near as embarrassing as Boston’s reaction to the Aqua Teen Hunger Force marketing campaign. One little Mooninite flips them the bird and all of a sudden everyone’s standing in a puddle of urine . . .