Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Viva la (cough) Revolution! (sluuuuurp)

Dude, Rocky Anderson is like sooooo revolutionary. He's like Salt Lake's Charo or something:

We have many more enemies bent on our destruction than before our invasion of Iraq. And the hatred toward us has grown to the point that it will take many years, perhaps generations, to overcome the loathing created by our invasion and occupation of a Muslim country.
You see, we are more hated now because of our invasion of Iraq. Why, we were absolutely adored before that clown took office (Bush, not Rocky). That whole 9/11 affair, the Marine barracks in Beiruit, the USS Cole, and the African embassy bombings were simply love-hugs from our Salafi/Wahabi pals. Mas:

President Bush himself finally admitted nine days ago during a press conference that there was no connection between the attacks on 9/11 and Iraq. It’s terrific that the President has now admitted what others have known for so long – but where is the accountability for the tragic war we were led into on the basis of his earlier misrepresentations?

The truth has been established. Iraq had nothing to do with the 9/11 attacks on the United States. There is no evidence of any operational ties between Iraq and al Qaeda.

Damned Bush and his claims of Saddam's culpability in 9/11. There he was, like, running around with a bull-horn sayin Saddam piloted the first plane and shit. And while we're at it, why the hell would Amerikkka attack Europe and Northern Africa while we were obviously attacked by Japan at Pearl Harbor? I demand FDR answer this question: why did we attack Germany when they didn't attack Pearl Harbor man? And prove to me, Mr. Bush, that while Zarqawi was in Iraq as early as 2001, that he wasn't really there to perform humanitarian work, or perhaps enjoy some nice Kurdish tabouli?

No more inaction on stopping the genocide in the Darfur region of. No more of the Patriot Act. No more killing. No more pre-emptive wars.
That's right, Bush. I want a stop to the Sudanese genocide, but with no killing. So yeah, I want war with no war. And I wanted you to do nothing about multiple biblical-scale Iraqi genocides. You see how simple it all is? It's called nuance. And your name is slang for pussy. I know because I saw it on a bumper sticker at Wild Oats.

Heh, caugh, heh, sluuuuuurp..

Noah Adds: Saying that Bush misled the country into believing that Saddam was behind 9/11 is bogus. Bush never made such a claim. What he did say was that Saddam supported terrorism (which he indisputably did), that he had broken the terms of the Gulf War ceasefire, that he was terrorizing the Shiites and the Kurds in his own country, that he was trying to obtain weapons of mass destruction (which he was, despite all the Joe Wilson nonsense), that he was obstructing arms inspectors, and that replacing despots with democracies would, in the long run, act as an anti-terrorist stabilizing force.

It has been well established (read the Looming Tower) that Iraqi intelligence officers met with Al Qaeda and invited them to operate out of Iraq. Attacking Iraq was designed to deny the terrorists the opportunity to use the country as a base to attack the west.

We didn't attack Iraq in order to get revenge for 9/11, we attacked in order to prevent another 9/11.

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