Monday, June 25, 2007

That's Some Crappy Property You've Got there Jolene

How far did this douche-bag fugitive from justice think he was going to get with a face like this? Dumb ass.

My favorite of all his facial tattoos is the one arching across the forehead. There amid all the swastikas, racist symbols, and the phrase “Skin Head” you see the words “Property of Jolene”. It’s a demonstration of his cute, sweet, loving side. I’d like to see what this “Jolene” looks like. I’m guessing she’s some kind of truck stop hooker.

He reminds me of what Todd Barry says to people he sees with neck tattoos, “hey man, you forgot to not do that . . .”

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