Saturday, June 16, 2007

Give me back my half ounce!

You know, sometimes I fell I've been robbed. (Sorry).

Noah: Who would volunteer to have someone poke their wiener until they found the most sensitive parts? And was there any possibility of suffering a cold spoon moment?

And there are people out there advocating "foreskin restoration"? How would you do that? Could I get the foreskin of some organ donor attached to my manhood? That would mean that another man was touching my wiener. Would that make me gay? The ethical implications of all this are mind boggling.

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