Friday, August 19, 2005

That’s My Boy!

This morning pals of Al Qaeda launched a rocket attack on two U.S. ships in Aqaba, Jordan:

(CNN) -- An al Qaeda-linked group has claimed responsibility for rocket attacks Friday that targeted but missed two U.S. military ships in the Jordanian Red Sea port of Aqaba.

They claimed a failed attack? It has been said that “success has 100 fathers, but failure is an orphan.” But apparently the terrorists have no problem pointing to the retarded kid in the corner drooling all over himself while he crams paste up his nose, and saying “that’s my boy!”

You’d think they’d be embarrassed by their failures: fizzling bombs on the tube, missiles wildly off course in the Red Sea. etc. Maybe the donkeys, dogs and retarded kids they were using as suicide bombers have taken over all the leadership positions.

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