Of all the ridiculous, petty and absurd attacks on the president, this one may very well take the cake: He travels too much and wastes too much gas! We had to attack Iraq just to keep his up-armored SUV's rolling! (And you know that if he stayed in the Whitehouse and traveled very little he would be clobbered for being “out of touch” and doing nothing to get to know America and the world.)
On second thought, it doesn’t take the cake. Recent attacks on him for being in good shape do.