Monday, May 02, 2005

Free Testaclese!

Here’s an example of South Park Conservatism at its best. You’ve got to read about this hilarious response to the Vagina Monologues.

Sean Adds: My Penis is studious.

Sean Adds #2: This paragraph is forever etched into my mind:
“Testaclese” tipped the scales when he approached the university Provost, Edward J. Kavanagh, outside the student union. Apparently taking him/it for a giant mushroom, Provost Kavanagh cheerfully greeted him. But when Testaclese presented him with an honorary award as a campus “Penis Warrior,” the stunned official realized that it was no mushroom. After this incident, which was recorded on videotape, the promoters of P-Day were ordered to cease circulating their flyers and to keep Testaclese off campus grounds.
Mindful of how school officers had never once protested any of the antics of Vagina warriors, the P-warriors did not comply. The Testaclese costume was then confiscated and formal charges followed.

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