Reading this made my landing gear shrivel:
LONDON (Reuters) - A British woman was sentenced to two and a half years in jail Thursday for ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex.
Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage in May last year after Geoffrey Jones, 37, who had ended their long-term relationship, rejected her advances.
She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours."
Monti, of Birkenhead, near Liverpool, pleaded guilty to unlawful wounding at an earlier hearing.
She makes Lorena Bobbit look like a lightweight. Knife! Who need a knife?
Tom's own PTSD moment: Ever since reading this I've been hearing a voice in my head, a Brando-like whisper echoing "the horror, the horror..." (pronounced "horr-uh"), over and over again. Anybody else experiencing this?