. . .we gain Alanis Morissette. The San Francisco Chronicle reports that she became an American recently. When asked about her decision this is what she had to say:
I'd like to make political comments and not have my chops busted by people who say I don't have the right to comment.
Let me get this straight, she became an American so she could criticize America?
This is great, what this country really needs is newly-minted American celebrities with political comments to make.