Thursday, February 17, 2005

For Every Left Winger We Lose to Canada . . .

. . .we gain Alanis Morissette. The San Francisco Chronicle reports that she became an American recently. When asked about her decision this is what she had to say:

I'd like to make political comments and not have my chops busted by people who say I don't have the right to comment.

Let me get this straight, she became an American so she could criticize America?

This is great, what this country really needs is newly-minted American celebrities with political comments to make.

2 comments:

Binsk said...

She became an American citizen? Really??

Brig said...

Is this why Peter Jennings finally joined the American ranks?